New York, NY – Ticker tape shortages put the NBA Champions’ parade in jeopardy until one city game store saved the day with their unsold Spider-Man cards. Said the store, “Take our Spider-Man cards and throw ’em out a window.” Crisis was averted, but questions still arose about how such…
TWO MUST ENTER 2/2 MUST LEAVE – An audience of voyeuristic mutated freaks, also known as the online Magic: The Gathering community, looked on in amazement tonight when Red Pixlh3art rose from the arena of death with the ultimate prize: an underwhelming preview card 12 people will click on…
CHICAGO, IL– BREAKING: The guy to whom you generously lent a deck for FNM tonight has just ordered something called the “Double-Drenched Sicilian Squelcher” off the sandwich menu at your local game store. When asked if he wanted his order “damp” or “sopping,” the guy enthusiastically requested that it be…